How Ever Did We Get This Way?
My dear, oh dear, my sweet sweet dear… How ever did we get this way? Was it the wine, or duck frappe? Or subtle talk and winks of play? We both agreed we knew the way But oh how our passions ruined the day What of my wife, and children too? Or your career in seedy-street Cancun? What would they say if found we two Like Priest and altar boy on the pew? We played it safe, covered our tracks Paid with cash and both took cabs Now all that planning is for naught What will we do when we are caught? My dear, oh dear, my sweet sweet dear… How ever did we get this way? Yes I said I’m good with knots but your no master with that lock Wait, lets not fight, we’ll think this threw Though its quite very hard to do The word was set and setting made Candles lit and rubber sheets laid But now we’re stuck in a peculiar way This shoe in my ass isn’t helping a thing So when the maid comes soon Oh now what could we exclaim? Will she scream and run out, Crying “Satan has entered the world on this day!” My dear, oh dear, my sweet sweet dear… How ever did we get this way? With this ball gag in my mouth and those ropes on your breasts these damn shackles on my balls and that lava-lamp in your nest They’ll scream of perversion It will make the front page But perhaps, yes I think so I may have found the way Move your ass just a bit and we’ll get to swinging I’ll rock myself this way Now you get what I’m thinking My dear, oh dear, my sweet sweet dear… How ever did we get this way? What started as fun and delight got carried away, too many knots shackles, cuffs, ropes and band-aids but we’ve got it now, just a tiny bit more There we go! as we land hard with a *PLOP* on the floor quick get into the bathroom that’s the click of the door!! “Hola Senor, need housekeeping today? “No thank you!” I cried loud, “Please go away” I fast stepped quickly over, wishing her a good day wax and wet fluids dripping down all the way My dear, oh dear, my sweet sweet dear… How ever did we get this way? Just towel off quickly and be on your way I’m leaving right now so lets both be away I don’t know your name and really don’t care to We never speak of this, I don’t have to tell you Yes please grab your things and come quickly lets go, no we won’t clean up any of this we really must go, I’ll just leave a big tip they know the score here in Ol’ Mexico Out the door, there we go, on our separate ways As we open the door there are bright flashes “HEY!!” “Mr. Senator, hello! Oh, who is this lady?!?!” “Smile wide for the camera, front page is awaiting!!” My dear, oh dear, my sweet sweet dear… How ever did we get this way?
A Spy In the House of God 